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Sheila kept a Norwich school office running and saved her most mischievous rhymes for retirement cards.
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Sheila opens a notebook on her hospital tray and finds the draft of a retirement poem. She once put it in an envelope meant for a perfectly serious school meeting. The headteacher read the first line aloud before noticing that the second rhymed “inspection” with “biscuit selection”. There was a pause. Sheila offered to fetch the correct document. Instead, someone asked for the rest of the poem. The meeting began seven minutes late, and the retiring teacher kept the mistaken envelope along with the card.
A crossword clue sends Sheila back to a train journey from Norwich. She had packed a sandwich, a book and a timetable, then spent the trip watching the changing sky. At the coast, she bought a postcard of the view directly in front of her. It seemed inefficient, which pleased her. Now the card marks her place in a music book beside the hospital bed. The crossword answer is obvious once she stops trying to make it clever. She writes it in, then checks the crossing letters anyway.
Sheila has copied the retirement poem into her notebook. Every line fits neatly except the last, which trails into the margin. She could shorten it. She could also pretend the headteacher never interrupted to request a biscuit. But that interruption is the part she likes. She draws an arrow to the final words and leaves them where they are. The notebook closes with the coastal postcard still inside. For once, the filing system can accommodate a little untidiness.